One day I received this joke in my email. I believe this was the perfect opportunity to use it.
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, two months, and eight days to live.
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay at the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured, she might as well look nicer.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hot and killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she said, "I thought you said, I had another 43 years. Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that ambulance?
God replied:" Girrrlllll, I didn't even recognize you."
I laughed when I read it. It was good to know that, God has a sense of humor. Lets be honest, plastic surgery, or too much of it, is no laughing matter. We all know someone and/or know celebrities who have had surgeries to the extent that their appearance have been completely altered. The most noticeable transformation was, Michael Jackson. We read he suffered from Vitiligo and that was the reason for all of the surgeries. We will never know the truth. All we know is the end result is of a face that looked completely different than when he debuted in 1971. Michael was a young, handsome, and beautiful black man. He was responsible for making millions of women swoon. Though, I will admit, Michael had the same legion of fans with his new face. We learned to accept it and him__regardless of the jokes about him, transforming into a white woman. Their are dozens of other celebrities who have gone under the knife too often and with horrific results.
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People get plastic surgery for many reasons. Some want to look younger, correct a physical aspects about themselves that they don't like. That is their decision to make, it becomes a problem when getting plastic surgery becomes a addiction, as in the case of Hang Mioku, who when doctors refused to give her more plastic surgery, she injected cooking oil into her face. The former Korean model has to live with permanent deformities for the rest of her life.
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Regardless of how many times, one goes under the, it won't change your life, it won't solve problems, or make you look like someone else, but as we have seen it can lead to some devastating results. That is no joke!
Below are some celebrities that have had plastic surgery. The list is much longer. I merely wanted to point out a few that I feel went overboard.
Mickey Rourke: He was a major heartthrob in the 1980's, he is a victim of plastic surgery, and admits it went horribly wrong. He had his nose reshaped and rebuilt with five separate surgeries, numerous facial reconstruction on his cheeks, and had cartilage removed from his ear.
Jocelyn Wildenstein: Also known as the bride off Frankenstein, she has spent more than $4,000,000 dollars on plastic surgery over the years, ending in one of the worst cases.
Lil Kim- I don't understand why she did it. She was tiny, cute, and the baddest female rapper of her time, holding it down in a man's world. There was no reason for the boob, nose, cheek implants, liposuction, and skin lightening.
Bruce Jenner: Former Athlete Bruce Jenner is not only famous for being the stepfather to the Kardashian girls, but a face lift that went wrong. He had a nose job and partial face lift. He states, he wanted to go under the knife to correct the problem. We didn't know he meant, having a complete sex change.
Jenna Jameson: It was my first time hearing of a vaginoplasty, but this porn star had it done. The surgery speaks for itself. She also admits to having, breast implants, butt implant, and lip augmentation.
Hang Mioku: This 48 year-old-woman from South Korea became so addicted to plastic surgery that she began injecting cooking oil into her face after doctors refused to perform more plastic surgeries. Ouch!
Pete Burns: The former front man of the British band Dead or Alive, have had extensive injections in his lips, along with cheek implants, several nose reshaping, and tattoos. He has spent even more to try to correct the procedure that has gone horribly wrong. Good luck with that!
Megan Fox: She was already beautiful, did she really need to have breast augmentation, nose job, and lip injections? Sometimes it best to leave well enough alone.
Cindy Jackson: Cindy is not a celebrity but is famous for holding the most number of plastic surgeries by a single person. In 2000, she set the record with 52 separate surgeries. Her procedure and enhancements, read like a grocery list and have coined her the term 'Barbie' when speaking of her. So far she's had, chin bone reconstruction, chemical peels, cheek and lip implants, jaw surgery, thigh, knee, wrist, waist, and abdominal liposuction, two eye lifts, two nose operations, and several face lifts. She has also had Ladies injections, Voluma treatments, hand rejuvenation (collagen) therapy and permanent make-up enhancement.
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